A Super Smash Bros. fan's worst chrismas (lol)

The story begins on the living room with a chimney.
Masahiro Sakurai is the the Smash Fan's dad who read a newspaper on his lounge chair.

The Smash fan is Sakurai's son who play on the floor with his cars.



M.Sakurai: Son, what you want for chrismas this year?

Smash fan: A better Super Smash Bros.

M.Sakurai: But why a better Super Smash Bros? This is expansive, you know?

Smash fan: Bring me a better Super Smash Bros! OR WE CALL YOU A D***HEAD! Mom say D***head to dad!!!

Mom: D***head?

M.Sakurai: Ok, son! What characters you want?

Smash fan: I want Megaman, Pac-man, Lucina, the boy from Annimal Crossing, Rosalina, Little Mac, Sonic and Palutena.

M.Sakurai: Whoa! All these characters? Ok, I can do better than Santa Claus.



Then Masahiro Sakurai lives out the house to find these newcommers and find every veterans that everybody loves.

But unfortunately he spends 2900$. This opperation takes 4 hours and 5 days.
Sakurai return in the house.


M.Sakurai: Here I am! I found all characters you want.

Smash fan: But what about Mewtwo, Ridley, Chrom, Ghirahim, Takamaru, Midna, Skull Kid, Snake, The chorus men and Walui...

*Sakurai slaps his son*


M.Sakurai: Oh you got be f***ing kiding! Right?



-THE END-